How to buy a horse part IV – the eyes have it

Lichaamstaal from nl

Not the horse’s eyes.  Your eyes.  And someone else’s.  Or more than one someone else’s.

When you see a horse that’s for sale — whether on the internet, in photos or videos, or in person — it’s easy to notice some things and overlook others.

When you’re shopping for yourself, it’s all too easy to be distracted by the horse or some quality of the horse, something you’re delighted to see.

Later, if the horse interests you enough for you to pursue your inquiry, it’s all too easy to be distracted by the horse’s agent or the horse’s owner rather than use your time with the horse to really see the horse.

You may be one of those people that falls in love easily.  Or to whom it’s important to be polite or be liked.  If that’s you, it’s even more critical that you have someone else’s eyes (and likely, mouth).

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How to buy a horse part III – pretty is as pretty does

It’s nice to have a pretty horse.  But pretty is as pretty does.

When you’re looking for a horse, look for good conformation, because good conformation often indicates soundness.  But color, markings, and conformation attributes that have nothing to do with performance — like small ears or a Roman nose — have no bearing on whether or not a horse will be suitable for you or whether you’ll be happy with the horse you buy.

It wasn’t all that long ago that horses of color may have been discriminated against in the hunter ring and in dressage tests.  Appaloosas, paints, piebalds and skewbalds were all considered to lack the elegance of the classic bay or grey.  The great sire Art Deco has had a lot to do with turning that around, to the point where today, there may be preference but there is very little prejudice.

And just because you have a dream about a beautiful bay horse while you’re horse shopping, don’t take it to be a cosmic sign from the universe or a communication from God that you’re supposed to limit your horse search to bays.  You can also forget about those crazy chestnuts.  Crazy comes in every color.  Blessedly, it doesn’t come very often (although bad training does).

Don’t discount a horse because he’s the wrong breed either.  That Haflinger might be a perfect trade-up from your Holsteiner, the Thoroughbred from your Quarter Horse, the Friesian from your Belgian Warmblood.  Or vice versa.

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Happiness is a working tractor

My faithful readers (and students and clients) know that I’ve been girl-without-tractor for far too long now. Ever since the disturbing ka-clunk that led to our abandoning the last half of the last mow last fall…that led to the visit from our local-farmer-the-tractor-repair-wizard who took the tractor apart to take a look…which led to a smile and a shrug and a promise to return.

When I got a tractor named Long, I had no idea that the name referred to the time it would take to repair it…or the time it would take for whoever tried to repair it to return a phone call.  Finally, a month ago, our local-farmer-the-tractor-repair-wizard actually returned a phone call.  I can only think that he must have repaired all the other tractors in Connecticut, the Berkshires and beyond.

Not only did he return the phone call, he actually came over to pick up where he left off last fall.  He was here for an hour and then recommended that we take the Long to the tractor repair center in the next town over.  Why he couldn’t have said this last fall is beyond me, but that’s the way it is in the country, and why occasionally (very occasionally) I wish I were back in Manhattan.  Or as the farmer in overalls at the Goshenette says, “MAN-hattin!”

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How to buy a horse part II – size and shape

Here is our little lady Miss Katherine Meyer again, demonstrating unsuitability of horse and rider in terms of size and shape.

When it comes to selecting a horse that fits you as a rider, there is an ideal size and shape (this is a good thing – how many ideals do we get in life?).

The corollary to this, which is easily overlooked when we’re ready to fall in love with a horse of our own, is that the further away you deviate from that ideal, the less suitable a particular horse will be for you.  (And the less you may enjoy riding, but more on that later in this post.)

Just as a horse that “fits into a box” always looks attractive, so a rider and horse whose bodies fit each other are always appealing to the eye.

Picture the slender, elegant hunter rider on the typey Thoroughbred, with her legs truly wrapping around her horse.  Or the barrel-chested Master of Foxhounds on the field hunter with “good bone.”  And then there are children on ponies — small, medium and large to suit.  It’s an incontrovertible fact that very small children, who are already very cute, become even cuter when sitting on Shetlands.

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Another reason to love Johnny Depp

As if there weren’t enough reasons to love Johnny Depp, there’s now another. He’s a true horseman.

On the set of The Lone Ranger (in which Johnny will star as Tonto), he suffered an accident on horseback, and was dragged for 25 yards.  Did he blame the horse?  Far from it.  In fact, he thanked the horse for saving his life.  As he said,

I’m lucky to be here.  I’ve done a number of films on horseback and I’ve taken a couple of spills but this was a violent one.  I had a good relationship with the horse, which was named Scout, and when I look at the tape I can see that Scout saved my life…in the end he jumped over me and clipped me with his back legs.”

Not everyone would say that a horse saved his life after being dragged for 25 yards.  But then, not everyone is a horseman.

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How to buy a horse – part I

What in the horse world is more fraught with difficulty than buying a horse? Maybe only the question of when to say goodbye.

Buying a horse is an enormous undertaking.  Much more enormous, in its own way, than buying a house, even if the price tag is much lower (it is for most of us).  For though we get attached to our houses, we know that although they may be a repository for our emotions, they have none of their own.  They don’t love and long and feel pain, they don’t have eyes and a beating heart and touch our souls the way horses do.

Taking as our premise that buying a horse is an enormous undertaking and thus worthy of serious forethought, let us start with the first truth:  there is no such thing as a perfect horse.

Now that in itself is no reason we shouldn’t try to buy the perfect horse.  On the contrary, we should.  But not the perfect horse in the abstract.  The perfect horse for us.  And not us in the abstract, either.  Us in our true circumstances, whatever they might be.

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Adaptive reuse

This spring, we found a bird’s nest in a tree made completely from horse farm materials:  strips from a blue tarp, horse hair and a few tiny twigs and leaves (which you can’t see) at the bottom, to give it structure.

I’ve done my best with my poor photography skills (why can my friend the photographer take amazing pictures with my Canon Elph and this is the best I can do?) but I wanted to show it to you.   It’s about a 3″ cube.

Any idea what species might have built it?

How to spend your money -Moneighs!

It’s almost time for the Ebay Triple Crown Moneigh Auction for ReRun Thoroughbred Adoption.  ReRun has a very special place in my heart because it’s the place my own “heart horse” came from.

If you’re unfamiliar with Moneighs (the name is a registered trademark), they are original, abstract paintings created by horses, using their muzzles, whiskers, hooves and tails.  Some equine artists, including Cigar and Funny Cide, paint by holding a brush in their mouths.

Since last year, over 500 Moneighs have been sold to raise money for Thoroughbreds in need.  Not only are Moneighs the cutest idea (and the cutest name), the horses create great art.  Doubt me?  Here’s Zenyatta at work:

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Zenyatta! And now she’s an artist as well.

Here is her Moneigh:

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