Boots.  I’ve talked about them before.  But just like some dreadful plague, once it starts, it spreads.  It’s now spread to this, from Petrie:

This boot should come with a complimentary digestive aid, because it is sickening.

The copy reads “Custom Superior Riding Boot with Crystal Buckle.”  Okay, I see the “Custom” part and the “Crystal Buckle” part but I don’t see the “Riding Boot” part and I certainly don’t see the “Superior” part.  Superior to what?  I’m afraid I can’t think of anything.

Bring me my smelling salts!