Boots. I’ve talked about them before. But just like some dreadful plague, once it starts, it spreads. It’s now spread to this, from Petrie:
This boot should come with a complimentary digestive aid, because it is sickening.
The copy reads “Custom Superior Riding Boot with Crystal Buckle.” Okay, I see the “Custom” part and the “Crystal Buckle” part but I don’t see the “Riding Boot” part and I certainly don’t see the “Superior” part. Superior to what? I’m afraid I can’t think of anything.
Bring me my smelling salts!