Notes & quotes from a clinic junkie: Kyra Kyrkland

Kyra Kyrkland was the featured clinician at the New England Dressage Association (NEDA) fall symposium last weekend.

Potential demo riders jumped through flaming hoops for the chance to ride with Kyra.  Well, not literally, although it would be refreshing, wouldn’t it, to see some of those dressage pairs jumping through flaming hoops, like in the circus? There should be some form of rebalancing (half-halting) the current vogue of requiring that everyone walk on tippy toes beside the dressage arena so horses and their riders don’t lose focus during a test.  A test that allegedly tests, in part, the extent to which a horse is on the aids.

But I digress.  Back to the flaming hoops simulation.  Potential demo riders first submitted applications and video back in August.  Out of the seventy applications received, sixteen semi-finalists were chosen in early October. The day before the symposium, those semi-finalists arrived at Hadley Farm at the University of Massachusetts to ride in front of Kyra.  Nine riders were accepted, and the other seven drove their trailers home.  I’d venture a guess that some of those riders were among the hundreds of thousands of New Englanders without power.  I volunteered at the registration desk, and I was one of many volunteers without power at home.

At the symposium, the emphasis was on riders competing at the upper levels. In fact, one participant was listed as “almost Grand Prix.”

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Hot mess

Last November, “hot mess” was one of the Urban Dictionary‘s Words of the Day (I acknowledge that there’s a problem here, since “hot mess” is a phrase not a word, but it’s the Urban Dictionary, after all).  Here is the UD’s definition of this catchy phrase:

“When one’s thoughts or appearance are in a state of disarray but they maintain an undeniable attractiveness or beauty.”

I wish the phrase “hot mess” had been around when I was riding a lot of off-the-track thoroughbreds, since that community of live-cover-only offspring has more than its fair share of hot messes.  Before you get upset, let me make it clear:  I like a hot mess.

If I had to redefine the phrase as it applies in the horse world, I’d reword it as follows:

When a horse’s behavior or performance is in a state of disarray but he or she maintains an undeniable attractiveness or potential.

I like hot horses because training them to be “hot off the leg” is easy (hot=hot). You’ve got “forward” built in (for more on this, see my post of September 20th, “Forward – Say what?”). Expressiveness, and even brilliance, often come gratis with the hot horse.

But hot horses can also be a pain in the patootie.  (The Urban Dictionary defines “patootie” as “a nice word usually substituted for butt or ass.”)  Being a pain in the patootie manifests itself not only as rushing, bolting, studly neck-shaking, and playfully bucking, but all manner of shenanigans.  (Since we’re busy using off-label definitions, we might as well use off-label derivations as well, since the OED has nothing to say about shenanigans, but the Encyclopedia of Word and Phrase Origins says that the word’s likely origin is the Irish sionnachuighim — “I play the fox” or “I play tricks”).

If you’ve ever ridden a hot horse, you’ve heard the phrase “I play tricks” right through your saddle, I’m sure.  So what to do about the hot horse’s shenanigans?  I have a top ten list.

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BNT syndrome

For those unfamiliar with this acronym, BNT = Big Name Trainer.  OMG, you didn’t know that?  I would be ROFLMAO if it weren’t for the fact that I never use that “phrase” — even though it now takes up only 7 characters instead of 33.

I have a lot of respect for BNTs.  It’s not easy to earn the moniker.  It takes ability and talent — even if, in some cases, the talent is greater for self-promotion than anything else.

If I have the opportunity, I seek out BNTs of all disciplines wherever they may be.  I read their books, watch their videos, go to their clinics and take lessons from them if I can.

Some have lived up to their esteemed reputations, and are as good at teaching as they are at riding — Ingrid Klimke and Jimmy Wofford come to mind (is it purely coincidence that they are both eventers, or is it something about teaching horses many different things that makes them so good at teaching people?).

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How to spend your money – Forestbound bags

All right, I know that in recent weeks, I’ve been encouraging you to spend your money more than I usually do, but the holidays are coming.

And I love these bags from Forestbound.  They seem like just the thing to take to the barn, wear with your jeans or breeches, use to hold your grooming gear, or take to horse shows.

Each bag is one-of-a-kind, and incorporates recycled vintage fabrics from New England.  Utilitarian and green retro chic at its best.

How about this WWII era canvas and leather tote bag?

16" x 13" x 4.5" - $92

Or this one, with braided leather handles:

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Snow

I’m sorry I’ve been out of touch.  No power till today.  I’ve missed blogging and missed your visits.  Too bad the snowstorm wasn’t as much fun as this:

Share the road

This sign makes me proud of the state I live in:It’s cute and it makes me laugh, in part because I don’t know any horses that have feedbags.

It also makes me smile, as it reminds me of happy memories.  The first week I moved to my farm, I was unpacking boxes in the dining room when I heard “clip, clop, clip, clop.”  It sounded like a horse-drawn carriage.  And it was!  A matching pair of Belgians and a woman with a long blond braid who waved as she past the house.

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Brown is the new black

Have you noticed while driving around that there are some gorgeous new brown cars out there?  I’ve seen Volvos, BMWs, Lexuses (Lexi?) and more, in an array of shades from shimmery cocoa…

2011 Volvo

to milk chocolate…

2012 BMW

to 70% dark…

2012 VW Eos

Volkswagen calls their color “black oak brown.”  So there you have it, definitively.  Brown is the new black.

How long do you think it will take for this trend to crossover into tack?

Personally, I think it’s already happening, but it’s still a bit avant garde.  Which, if we take away the word’s outlandish and bizarre connotations, simply means “vanguard,” at the forefront of new developments or ideas.  Who is leading the gardeHeather Blitz (and if you saw her electric blue fly bonnet at the Pan Am Games, you shouldn’t be surprised).  And Tina Konyot, who doesn’t mind riding Calecto V in a combination of brown saddle and black bridle.  Arguably, these two have the best (although different) seats in the dressage world, so they can put them on any color saddle they want.

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Gold or grass?

There’s encouraging news from the UK for all of us who own farmland.  According to the Financial Times‘ House & Home rural living special (I agree, it is), farmland prices are soaring over there, while country house (see below — when they say country house, they mean Country House) values are dropping.

Durrington House, Sheering, Essex Savills London

Just how soaring are those farmland prices, you ask?  Well, according to Edward Sugden at Property Vision realty, farmland in the UK has turned into “a safe haven, performing very well against almost every other asset class except gold.”

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How to spend your money – fly bonnets

Sometimes a horse and rider just fit together.  Heather Blitz and Paragon are a perfect example.  They’re a fairy tale duo and an inspiration.  Heather’s 17.3 hand chestnut shows it all off — the elegance, the extravagant movement and the blue fly bonnet.  And not just any blue, electric blue — at the Pan Am Games, no less!

We’re seeing more and more dressage horses in fly bonnets, following on the heels of their showjumping compatriots.  While a fly bonnet is a practical accessory when the insects become annoying, it’s also a great fashion accessory for your horse.

Despite how old-fashioned they sound (bonnets?  veils?), there are some strikingly beautiful modern examples.  I just heard about the De La Coeur line and all I can say is ooh la la.  Well, I can also say abonimablement cher, but très ooh la la.

Adorned with three rows of hand-stitched crystals. Wow.

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Balance

This apple is perfectly balanced on an old Crosby flat saddle in my sister’s dining room (you know, horse people!).

Admittedly, it looks a little off-balance because we’re used to seeing saddles on horses’ backs rather than on low-withered, croup-high dining room chairs.  But our apple is balanced nonetheless.

As riders we are always attempting to find our balance on horseback, whether we’re going over a fence in a jumping saddle, riding half-pass in a dressage saddle, or doing a spin in a western saddle.

On a green horse or a freshly off-the-track thoroughbred, we want to be light in the saddle. Going over a fence, we want our center of gravity to follow our horse’s center of gravity without wavering.  We want our seat slightly in the direction of movement at the half-pass in order to lessen the horse’s effort in crossing his outside hind leg and to encourage the horse to move his body in the same direction as our seat bones — where he’ll be more balanced underneath us. If we shift our weight during a spin, we’ll make it difficult for the horse to keep his inside hind leg as a pivot.

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